#but yeah. hes literally a mary sue its genuinely imposible to have lss than +100 relationship with him
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ive said it once ive said it a thousand times if he stopped slaying hed die. hes like a shark
im waiting for my guy to die so i can go to bed why tf is he 86
#i almost said hes like a horse ? not how the saying goes#<- idk why i saud that like this is an age old adage and not a phrase i made up to describe helena from orphan black#hes literally so cracked tho lmao. i decided to just go nuts when i made him adn forget abt achievemtns. so hes got the 3 best congenital#traits + 20s in all his skills + the highest possible diplomat education#and well he slayed and ius my good friend and he fucks SO heavy oh my god i wish hed stop#buttt its ok. previoisly the issue was without an empire his domain would be divided between his like. 12 sons or whatever. butttttt now h#has founded an empire (2 actually lol) so its all good however iu do still fear there will be 5billion coups bc that alwaysss happens to me#but yeah. hes literally a mary sue its genuinely imposible to have lss than +100 relationship with him#and he speaks 11 languages and he Did murder one guy one time bc that guy murdered his daughter (my favorite one of his kids wenzhao :[ she#ws only 19 and also pregnant when he killed her in battle. sighhh.....)#my new still alive favorite is ... hmm idk . i cant rly say bc hes still fucking having them#i thot he was doneee my second youngest is 15#.but no. 2 years ago surprise baby and idt its his bc . he was on a hunting trip for over a year when the baby was born#so idk if the wife likee came with orrr...#he also has gotten cheated on 5billionnnn times but hes a sweetie pie so he always forgives#couldnt be me id kill someone. lol. kind of funny in light of ... anyways
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